When Jeff Bezos first launched Amazon back in 1995, it began as a website that only sold books online. However, the entrepreneur knew from the start that he wanted the site to be a platform where you could buy practically anything. His vision came true, and today, the company is worth almost twice as much as Walmart. I wonder, though, if Bezos ever anticipated the various types of merchandise individuals would want to sell through his site. Although you can purchase anything from clothes to camping gear, you’ll also find some pretty bizarre products available to be shipped to your home overnight if you wish. So, what are some of the weirdest things you can buy on Amazon? I did some digging, and here’s what I found.
1. Political Poopers 2-Pack Assorted Candy Dispenser
Gearing up for another Thanksgiving where you have to hear your relatives drone on about politics? Well, you can bring some humor into the situation with these Political Poopers 2-Pack Assorted Candy Dispensers. Right now, they come with a Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Who knows who they might depict in the future?
It can be yours for just $19.99 plus sh*tting…I mean shipping. Shipping.
2. Giant Microbes Salmonella Typhimurium Plush Toy
Just in case you were tired of your teddy bear, you can snuggle with Salmonella instead at the low cost of $14.95. It also comes with a card full of fascinating facts about this popular bacterium. What more could you want?
3. Happy Birthday Toilet Paper
Most people want to get people something useful for their birthdays. This one gives that a whole new meaning. You can purchase gag “Happy Birthday” toilet paper for $12.99. There are numerous variations on the TP, including one that says “You’re the .”
4. Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray
Speaking of toilets, the $9.99 you’d spend on this Poo-Pourri toilet spray will certainly not be a waste. You’ll not only be appreciated much more by your friends, but you’ll certainly be invited back for the next dinner party too.
5. Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
This product may have received a one-star review, but we’re giving it a five-star for our list of weirdest things you can buy on Amazon. By the way, the company that made this shower tool is called “Monkey Butt.” Enough said. Price: $19.99.
6. Smiling Asian Boy Wall Decal
This one left us pretty speechless, but at $13.99, I guess the price is right? Can I opt for door number two instead? Also, I would consider that more of a smirk than a “smile.”
7. A Custom Nicholas Cage Pillowcase
What?! Custom?! Not to mention, this bad boy is apparently baby wool fabric, which does not easily generate static electricity. Let the cuddling begin! Price: $4.55.
8. iscream Sugar-riffic! Vanilla Scented Donut Pillow
Warning: This pillow is not edible, although it does look good enough to eat. (Also, I won’t judge you for trying to eat it, promise.) And for just $17.89, you can now dream of sugar plums all year long with this beauty.
9. Poop Emoji Mini Waffle Iron
Who doesn’t love a good waffle? You can make the beloved breakfast even more fun with this poop emoji waffle iron. Imagine the laughs you’ll get from your kids! You can snag one on Amazon for just $19.99.
Weird or Wonderful? You Decide
Amazon may have started as an online bookstore, but it’s become a virtual playground for anyone with a sense of humor—or questionable taste. Whether you’re gifting a friend with a poop-themed waffle maker or decorating your bathroom with political candy dispensers, these bizarre finds prove that there’s truly something for everyone. The weirdest part? Every single one of these oddities ships right to your door in just a couple of days. So, the next time you’re browsing Amazon late at night, don’t be surprised if your cart looks like a comedy sketch gone wrong.
What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever stumbled across on Amazon? Tell us in the comments below!
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James Hendrickson is an internet entrepreneur, digital publishing junky, hunter and personal finance geek. When he’s not lurking in coffee shops in Portland, Oregon, you’ll find him in the Pacific Northwest’s great outdoors. James has a masters degree in Sociology from the University of Maryland at College Park and a Bachelors degree on Sociology from Earlham College. He loves individual stocks, bonds and precious metals.
